Eminem made an epic return to music earlier today (Oct 18), with his election inspired 7-minute track, “Campaign Song.“
Shady came for everyone’s throat, not holding back one bit. Attacking everyone from Donald Trump, George Zimmerman to Daniel Pantaleo, the cop involved in the death of Eric Garner, a political Em takes over for a portion of the track. He also gives nods to Colin Kaepernick and the late Prince while cracking jokes on Robin Thicke and more.
As you continue to decipher the nearly 8-minute track, here are the top 10 punchlines that left our jaws on the ground.
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10. On his misunderstood bars:
“You got it twisted All ’cause I offered this b***h a doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic/ B***h get to massagin’ this d**k Like spas in this b***h.” -
Image Credit: Getty Images 9. On “crazy women” Stacy Dash and Casey Anthony:
“And sped away in the station wagon/Stacey Dash’s and Casey Anthony’s Crazy a**es in the backseat”
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Image Credit: Getty Images 8. On Dylan Roof
“And send Dylan Roof through the windshield of the Benz Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin’…Like a windmill with a thin bill while his skin’s peelin’ And skids ’til he hits a cement pillar”
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Image Credit: Getty Images 7. On Trump supporters: “Run the faucet, I’m about to dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater.”
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Image Credit: Getty Images 6. On his bedroom game:
“Robin Thicke with a throbbin’ d**k on some suave and slick sh**/But I shout derogatives at b***hes like f***kin’ missile launches.” -
Image Credit: Getty Images 5. On Donald Trump:
“Consider me a dangerous man but you should be afraid of this dang candidate/You say Trump don’t kiss a** like a puppet/’Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin’/And that’s what you wanted/A f**kin’ loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button/Who doesn’t have to answer to no one.”
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Image Credit: Getty Images 4. On ESPN anchor Molly Qerim:
“But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer ’em in that direction and forget my ideas for them/Molly, I’m gone off you/Man, light some kush/You’re my first take, I’ll nail you.” -
Image Credit: Getty Images 3. His cringe-worthy ode to Orange Is The New Black:
“Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapmans might just have to picket me Like a scab.”
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2. On police brutality:
“At a traffic stop gettin’ harassed, sign an autograph/For this a**hole cop’s daughter, laugh ’cause I called her a brat on it/He spat on it and brought it back lookin’ half in shock/Had a heart attack and dropped dead/Started fallin’ back with it and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock.” -
1. On police brutality, part deaux:
“You want some? Come and get some, boys! I’m givin’ Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course/On excessive force and pressure points/And dressin’ George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange/Dress and four-inch heels to address the court/With a bullseye on his back, his whole chest and torso/Are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him”