Big Sean has finally come clean about a devastating secret: he can’t yawn. Yes, you read that correctly.
In his first sketch for Funny Or Die entitled “Big Sean Can’t Yawn,” the Detroit player chronicles his trouble with carrying out the seemingly simple task. In the two-and-a-half minute clip, Sean Don employs his best infomercial voice to reveal his yawning incapability.
“Here’s a not-so-fun fact: ‘I Don’t Fuck Wit U’ was originally titled ‘I Don’t Fuck Wit Yawns,’” he explains. “But that title was just too personal.”
Featuring scenes of Big Sean trying everything from counting sheep to searching for poltergeist in static-filled televisions, the poor rapper is moved to tears on his quest for a yawn. He can’t even catch a yawn from someone else.
“You know how when people start yawning, and then it becomes contagious and everybody around you starts yawning? Well I’m immune to contagious yawns. I wish I could say the same about Ebola,” he said.
Watch Big Sean yearn for a big yawn in the video above.