By the sound of this latest anecdote, Dej Loaf had a hell of a time on Nicki Minaj’s “Pinkprint Tour.” The pint-sized singer/rapper took to Twitter to share a story about her first time trying a weed brownie while on the road with Nicki, Meek Mill, Tinashe and Rae Sremmurd. And let’s just say, Dej can now lead an anti-drug campaign.
Detailing the experience, Dej tweeted a hilarious account of what it felt like to be high on an edible. Recalling that it was “like watching herself die,” she shared that she imagined “a life roller coaster” before passing out and being taken to the hospital. She also wrote that it felt like people were sitting in the lenses of her glasses and that she thought she would wake up from her stupor as a newborn baby. The doctor’s prognosis? She “overdosed on marijuana.”
Yes, really. Let her explain:
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Fun Fact: I ate a weed brownie and almost died (well at least in my mind i did) while on the Pink Print tour.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
Like legit. I will never eat an Edible ever again. Shits not for me.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
It was like I was watching myself die. Lol not funny but I swear that was the most insane shit I’ve ever experienced in my life.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
Whole time I was thinking like (so this is what it feels like to die) It was mentally painful.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
I passed out. Woke up in the spital laughing.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
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So the moral of the story is Stick to Hennessy.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
I went on a life roller coaster. I saw my whole life from birth to now in 4 mins (so they say) shit felt like 40 mins.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
I legit thought I was gonna wake up a new born baby.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
My discharge papers said “overdosed on Marijuana”
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
I had on my prescription glasses. Niggas was in my so close to me. It’s like everybody was sitting in my lenses.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
Whole time I was thinking (this is a weak ass way to die) a brownie though? My death story could’ve been better than this.
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
Kids, don’t do drugs 🙂
— Lil Loaf (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015
Thanks for the laugh, Dej Loaf.