Apparently, you don’t realize just how much you envy Nicki Minaj until your wisdom tooth gets pulled. A woman named Jayci Stevens awoke from her oral surgery, and to her dismay, she was not transformed into YMCMB’s first lady. Needless to say, she was pissed. “I’m really upset because I wanted to look like Nicki Minaj when I woke up,” she told her husband. “I just wanted to be her when I woke up.” Jayci’s husband tried to convince her that all was right in the world, and that it was okay that she hadn’t transformed into rap’s reigning queen. He even told her that she was still beautiful. “Not like Nicki,” she answered. “I just wanted to have her butt and her face. I just wanted to be Nicki Minaj when I woke up.” Adding Ellen Degeneres, Jay Z and Beyonce to her drugged up rant, poor Jayci’s devastation lasted a whopping five minutes. But luckily for her, the video made it all the way onto Nicki Minaj’s radar, who sent her a loving tweet:
“And I’m still white” love u mama 😉 http://t.co/HMLKcCDmyx
— Anaconda (@NICKIMINAJ) October 24, 2014
Watch Jayci Stevens’ wish to become Nicki Minaj in the video above.