DISCLAIMER: THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS BLOG DO NOT REPRESENT THOSE OF VIBE MAGAZINE OR VIBE.COM.
I have been holding my tongue on this matter for quite some time, for I was quite certain that the problem would eventually fizzle away. However, it seems that I was incredibly wrong and it is high time that someone tells this shit on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere. Please learn your body type and stop shopping in the extra-small section of H&M! I’m confident that I speak for millions of people when I say that we are tired of powering on our electronics only to be bumrushed by your B-cup bosom!
The fact that you resemble a Backyardigans fruit snack is already an issue, so having you parade around in Justin Beiber’s BET awards outfit is beyond absurd. I suggest you have Christina Milian take a break from her daily trips to the Pollo Tropical drive-thru and ask her to take you shopping for clothes that fit.
Dream, I’m not saying that you’re a fat tragedy, but in the words of our great Maya Angelou, you are not cute and you damn sure ain’t built to suit a fashion model’s size! With that being said, please don’t throw anymore wife-beaters over your shirts (that shit looks a mess), and no more nipple-hugging, scrotum-tugging garments! I’m only trying to help.
L to the O
V to the E,
PS: Please don’t remake anymore Aaliyah records either!