There’s a joke here somewhere in Common hosting a reality show about a furniture design competition. Not that Comm doesn’t have the on-screen cred or charm (read: beard) to take on such a task but HGTV called and they want their show back. The Spike TV series, dubbed Framework, will launch Jan. 6. [Indiewire]
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No Fappening here. If you were looking for Jamie Dornan’s penis in the new Fifty Shades of Grey teaser, you will be sadly disappointed. The trailer actually feels more like a Men’s Wearhouse ad with mad hand shots and Beyoncé’s vocals slapped on it. [Vulture]
If you were looking for Jamie Dornan’s penis in the new trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, then sorry buddy, today’s just not your day. What you will find are the following (in no special order): fire, a pair of blue eyes, lots of facial hair, Legolas, ginormous bats, hobbits (almost forgot them) and scenic shots of Middle Earth. The Hobbits trilogy will swoop into theaters Dec. 17. [Deadline]
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Despite this teensy Lena Dunham fiasco, HBO cult favorite Girls has revealed its season 4 return date. [TVLine]
Star Wars has given Episode VII a name. Walt Disney announced the new franchise film will be called The Force Awakens, even sparking the hilarious hashtag #RejectedStarWarsTitles. The J.J. Abrams-directed flick will be set 30 years after 1983?s Return of the Jedi. Expect lightsabers to clash Dec. 18, 2015 [Twitter]
