Ted is slicker than your average teddy bear. The dirty-mouthed bear returns in the new red-band trailer for Ted 2, still on the same mission to adopt a child with his wife, Tammy Lynn.
Before calling on his best bro, John Bennett (played by Mark Wahlberg), to hit the sperm bank for a sample, the thunder buddies invade NFL star Tom Brady’s home, for a chance to steal the New England Patriot’s sperm in a red cup. You can guess how that turned out.
Next, their bong-hitting lawyer, played by Amanda Seyfried, helps Ted get his human rights on.
But the trailer’s best part: John and Ted’s remix of the Law & Order theme song. Get to chuckling with the extended teaser below before Ted & Co. hit the box office on June 26.