In typical Tiffany fashion, nothing was held back during her opening monologue, making comments about everything from propositioning Chris Pratt to “guard her galaxy” and telling Zendaya she would teach her how to “grapefruit” a la Girls Trip.
“MTV, you can’t mess with me if you wanted to/ These are rented, These are not my size, my toes turning blue/ It don’t matter I did Girls Trip — I did the Oscars too/ Now I’m paid, I’m a movie star, I do what I choose,” she said.
Haddish, who also won a golden popcorn statuette for “Best Comedic Performance,” also referenced the infamous #WhoBitBeyonce moment during her performance. Even more hilarious, the dress grew a baby bump when Haddish looked at and talked directly to Black Panther star Michael B. Jordan.
“Oh damn, y’all see that?” she said during her performance. “Y’all just witnessed the first immaculate conception and pregnancy reveal all the same time.”
Watch her performance and monologue below.