The 10 Best Disses From Funkmaster Flex Vs. DJ Clue Beef: 'And You Think You’re Not My Son?'

March 25, 2012 - 5:14 pm by VIBE

Just when you thought there was nothing lamer than an R&B beef, here come two of New York’s most popular DJs sparring. DJ Funkmaster Flex of Hot 97 and DJ Clue of competing station Power 105 (he’s also a Hot 97 alumni) are engaged in a tiff stemming from the Nicki Minaj x 2 Chainz collabo “Beez in the Trap,” which premiered on Hot 97 last week.

The skinny: First, Flex responded to Clue’s tweets, stating “You can’t keep up with me, boy” and other harsh things. Clue then responded to Flex’s earlier rant. Then, Flex ranted again in between growls, yelling, name-calling, high-pitched disses and his signature bombs, unleashing some aggressive content toward the Professional. Following?

Well, press play on the audio and check out some of the highlights transcribed.

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DJ Clue And Funkmaster Flex

DJ Clue

DJ Clue: “I gotta address this clown dude. He’s a clown, man. Actually, where I come from we’d call him a hoe. He a hoe. That’s what hoes do. He bitch and moan and make excuses… Making excuses why you’re No. 2! And actually you’re not No. 2. ’Cause basically you’re tied for the No. 2 spot.”

DJ Clue

DJ Clue: “Since you can’t get booked nowhere, what we’re gonna do is on Friday and Saturday nights and during the week, we’re gonna book you downstairs… At the PC Richards and Son theater. We got a popcorn machine down there. We gon’ pay you in popcorn.”

DJ Clue

DJ Clue: “You’re spending 99 percent of your day worrying about what I’m doing. You’re calling labels, telling them, ‘Look, I’m not gonna play your artist’s record if you don’t give it to me first.’ If you give it to Clue, your artist is not allowed in this station and we’re gonna drop all your records.’ Stop calling club owners, telling them, ‘Look, I’ll do parties for free.’ Come on, man, you’re embarrassing yourself. You’re doing parties for $500! You think we don’t hear about that, man?”

DJ Clue

DJ Clue: “Get rid of that bum ass blue, whatever you wanna call it, Ford Mustang, that trash. We got Ferraris and Bentleys up here. Stuff like that, man. Step your game up. Them Corvettes and Mustangs, they ain’t cutting it. You ain’t about that life. Not on these streets of New York, you hoe! And tell your morning show sidekick to stay in his place. I know he got po-po on speed dial.”

Funkmaster Flex

DJ Funkmaster Flex: “It’s impossible to cop exotics when you’re living in a townhouse and you’re driving a black Cadillac truck everyday. I’m just saying, New York… You remember when I saw you in that T-Mobile store right in Fort Lee in that nasty black Cadillac truck. You remember that, right? With the tint? And it was dirty?”

Funkmaster Flex

DJ Funkmaster Flex: “New York City, I’m up here telling the truth! You remember when you had to sign to Roc-A-Fella cause me and Cap was signing to Def Jam and they pushed you over there! Chris Lighty, you know what it is!”

Funkmaster Flex

DJ Funkmaster Flex: “And you think you’re not my son?! Front to your friends if you want to, buddy.”

Funkmaster Flex

DJ Funkmaster Flex: “When this dude left this station, four days after that he came downstairs with a box of sneakers for me. Okay, New York? This guy came down here with some sneakers and he said to me, I just want to go over there and do my thing. I don’t want to have a problem. Right New York? And I kept it easy. For two years, I kept it easy cause I knew the dude ain’t have nowhere else to go. He was tight cause Cipha Sounds took his slot and he wanted to get up out of the building. And Whoo Kid was on his neck… This dude was begging, pleading, we don’t have to fight. Of course we have to fight pinhead.”

Funkmaster Flex

DJ Funkmaster Flex: “You a selfish, don’t help nobody type of dude. Don’t front. You ain’t even got no team. You ain’t got no DJs you brought up in this game.”

Funkmaster Flex

DJ Funkmaster Flex: “Don’t you ever never ever talk about cars ever again. You are in the Bima 6 wagon, you crumb! New York City, let me explain this to you, there’s nothing wrong with these vehicles… All I’m saying, when you jump into the world of bragging and boasting, it’s a different line now. And Scuba head said that he’s out here driving exotic cars. That’s what button heads say. But this just in from my man Ebro—he just told me he saw you two months ago in the baby mama 6 truck BMW… You are out here doing it Wal-Mart style. You want to talk to me about cars?”

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