10 Kanye West Lyrics His Daughter Should Never Hear
June 4, 2013 - 3:20 pm
The Song: "Clique"
The Lyrics: "Break records at Louis, ate breakfast at Gucci/My girl a superstar all from a home movie"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: Baby KimYe is going to hear about her mom's "home movie" more than enough. She doesn't need to hear about it from dad, too.
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The Song: "No Church in the Wild"
The Lyrics: "Thinking 'bout the girl in all leopard/Who was rubbing the wood like Kiki Shepherd"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: Kids don't like to hear about their parents having sex. And they definitely don't like to hear about their parents having sex with other people (or, in this case, having sexual contact with a random girl in the club).
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The Song: "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"
The Lyrics: "Life movin' too fast, I need to slow down/Girl ain't give me no ass, ya need to go down"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: We're sure Kanye's daughter will want to hear about some of his old tour stories. We don't think this is one of those stories.
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The Song: "Drive Slow"
The Lyrics: ""With the girls a lot of flirtin' involved, but dog/Fuck all that flirtin', I'm tryin' to get in some drawers"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: Kanye is going to teach his daughter lots of lessons about guys, including: Stay away from guys who think like this.
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The Song: "Drunk and Hot Girls"
The Lyrics: "We go through too much bullshit/Just to mess with these drunk and hot girls"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: Note to Kanye: Don't let your daughter here ANY lyrics from this song. Trust us, it won't end well.
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The Song: Katy Perry's "E.T."
The Lyrics: "Tell me what's next? Alien sex/I'ma disrobe you, then I'ma probe you"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: "Uhhhh…WTF were you into back in the day, dad?" That's the only question baby KimYe will have if she ever comes across this song.
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The Song: Chief Keef's "I Like (Remix)"
The Lyrics: "I was in too deep like Mekhi Phife/In that pussy so deep I could have drowned twice"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: Do we really need to explain this one?
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The Song: "Monster"
The Lyrics: "So mami, best advice is just to get on top of this/Have you ever had sex with a pharoah? Put the pussy in a sarcophagus"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: This line was epic when Ye first spit it. But we can just hear his grown daughter's response now: "OMG, Dad, STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!"
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The Song: "Power"
The Lyrics: "How Ye doing? I'm surviving/I was drinking earlier, now I'm driving"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: This line doesn't feature Kanye setting a very good example.
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The Song: "Celebration"
The Lyrics: "See you know my style, I'm very wild/And I vow that my child will be well endowed/Like his daddy, and tell him that your mama had a fattie/He looked up at me and said, 'Daddy, that's the reason why you had me?'"
Why Baby KimYe Should Never Hear Them: Didn't Kim say Kanye wanted a little girl? Best not to let his daughter know about it.
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