20 Questions About Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' Video
Nicki Minaj crept up in the middle of the night and dropped the music video for her single, "Anaconda," basically disturbing the peace. We'd already seen screenshots as a tease, but there's nothing like the real thing. These are 20 questions we asked after watching the visuals several thousand times.
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1. Is this split pose yoga-approved?
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2. Can Nicki teach a fitness instruction class IRL, please?
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3. By the way, how many calories does this plank position burn? (Asking for a friend.
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4. We've heard of side boob and crack cleavage, but what do we call this?
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5. Did you even notice they're wearing fanny packs and knee pads? No? Okay, continue.
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6. How many fantasies did this ignite?
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7. Didn't this chick kill it with the choreography?
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8. Whet?
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9. Doesn't this sequence sort of look Beyonce-inspired?
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10. What did that banana do in its past life to be so lucky?
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11. But fellas, did this make you wince?
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12. Isn’t this the ill brand placement?
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13. Can we talk about how gorgeous Nicki looks throughout the video?
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14. Can Nicki just stop?
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15. Does the video make you like the song more? And don't you wish they came at the same time (see what we...)?
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16. How many times did you say some variation of "gotdamn!" while watching?
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17. How many times did you rewind this booty-pat part?
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18. Weren’t you genuinely concerned for Drake when Nicki started her approach?
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19. We mean... do you think he was ready?
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20. Does this represent every man and woman's reaction to Nicki's video?
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