1. Is this split pose yoga-approved?
3. By the way, how many calories does this plank position burn? (Asking for a friend.
5. Did you even notice they're wearing fanny packs and knee pads? No? Okay, continue.
6. How many fantasies did this ignite?
10. What did that banana do in its past life to be so lucky?
11. But fellas, did this make you wince?
15. Does the video make you like the song more? And don't you wish they came at the same time (see what we...)?
16. How many times did you say some variation of "gotdamn!" while watching?
17. How many times did you rewind this booty-pat part?
19. We mean... do you think he was ready?
20. Does this represent every man and woman's reaction to Nicki's video?