Do we even have to explain? If cougars had a Queendom then Madonna would be its leader.
Cougars - Madonna
Cougars - Kim Kardashian
If it meant a spinoff show another wedding and endorsement deals, Kimmie is definitely in.
Cougars - Paris Hilton
We put her in the Kim Kardashian bracket i.e. if it involved endorsements and drew more attention then she's in as long as he's legal.
Cougars - Janet Jackson
Miss Jackson has a history of being spotted with younger cuts of meat. Although none of her beaus have been as young as Justin Combs, we wouldn't put it past her from trying because if you've ever seen her perform live, then you already know that she's quite the succubus. With her sultry sex appeal, it's hard to blame any youngin' who gets caught under her spell.
Cougars - Joan Rivers
Something about her just screams no shame. We think she'd go for it.
Cougars - Kim Zolciak
Sure, Kim is taken by Kroy Biermann but this is evidence of her cougarism. We believe she is actually happy with "tight a**" but if the opportunity ever presented itself with little JC, we'd bet on a mad dash toward the cub.
Cougars - Mariah Carey
We love Mariah Cariah but let's be real, she is perpetually 13-years-old and proud of the fact. We're certain the thought of pursuing Justin if she weren't married to Nick Cannon wouldn't be a far fetched idea.
Cougars - Vivica Fox
Given Vivica's history of cougarism, this one's a no brainer.