Erase Gucci Mane’s ice cream face tat
And give him three scoops in a real waffle cone.
Light a blunt while it’s in Curren$y’s mouth
Let it burn, Spitta.
Hack Rihanna’s phone
Imagine all the selfies!
Pull that giant cockroach from the “Yonkers” video from behind Tyler, The Creator’s ear
Would he eat it in real life?
Turn Janelle Monae’s bouffant to a perm
And back again. (C’mon, you know you’ve wondered what she’d look like)
Make Foxy Brown and Lil Kim forget they’ve ever had beef
Ditto for 50 Cent and Ja Rule. Could you imagine that?
Reveal how Drake’s “All Me” verse ends
That last verse is just too good to prematurely fade out the way it does.
Turn a CD-R to a finished copy of Dr. Dre’s Detox
This would be a trick and a treat.
Remove Kanye West’s foot from his mouth