#UpLikeDonaldTrump: The Only 20 Ways He Can Get Our Vote For President
This is literally the only way.
Contrary to popular belief, this is a really good idea – not because he’ll make a good president, but because it can be the subject of glorious Internet slander. The notorious billionaire’s ploy for the Oval Office will absolutely include horrible quotes, sweeping inaccurate generalizations, and disillusions of grandeur. And as we all know, this impending fail will serve as the inspiration for hilarious memes, Vine videos, hashtags and the filthiest of 140 character insults. In that case, thanks Donald.
But just for argument’s sake, let’s say we give Donald Trump a chance to earn our vote. These are the things he would have to do get our co-sign at the polls.
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