#UpLikeDonaldTrump: The Only 20 Ways He Can Get Our Vote For President
This is literally the only way.
So, Donald Trump’s running for president.
Contrary to popular belief, this is a really good idea – not because he’ll make a good president, but because it can be the subject of glorious Internet slander. The notorious billionaire’s ploy for the Oval Office will absolutely include horrible quotes, sweeping inaccurate generalizations, and disillusions of grandeur. And as we all know, this impending fail will serve as the inspiration for hilarious memes, Vine videos, hashtags and the filthiest of 140 character insults. In that case, thanks Donald.
But just for argument’s sake, let’s say we give Donald Trump a chance to earn our vote. These are the things he would have to do get our co-sign at the polls.
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1) Put Fetty Wap on the 100 dollar bill
"In Fetty We Trust."
2) Visit "the bando"
Perhaps T.I. should be present for this appearance.
3) Lobby for Lil Wayne's funds from Birdman Because human rights.
4) Invite Dej Loaf to perform 'Try Me' at the RNC
This could serve as your promise to your enemies. No?
5) Get the Barter 6 inducted into the Library of Congress.
Obviously.
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6) Lift all of Lil B's curses
Overcoming the Based God will build clout. Trust.
7) Get Rachel Dolezal to identify as white
This will probably be the hardest thing to accomplish on this list.
8) Get Ivanka Trump to be Young Thug's stylist and spiritual guru
Someone has to, and it should be her.
9) Hire Mona Scott Young as the cabinet chair of his Urban Outreach and Development Program
Love & Hip-Hop-themed events can really bring communities together.
10) Appoint Floyd Mayweather as his chief economic adviser
Now there's someone who knows what to do with a dollar.
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11) Replace that hair situation with a sew-in weave
That toupee gotta go, bruh.
12) Do the Shmoney dance if he wins
It's really the only appropriate way to celebrate.
13) Get a ice cream cone tattoo
The hood stamp of approval, tbh.
14) Agree that the State of the Union address will be sponsored by Hennessy
Partnerships are important, and so is Hennessy.
15) Turn Biggie's Birthday into a National Holiday
Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way.
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John Legend, get yo' girl.
Unfamiliar? See here.
One step closer to a better justice system.
It would be the hottest release of the year
