Fails Of The Week: Chris Brown, Dwyane Wade, Chrissy Lampkin And More
January 3, 2014 - 8:57 pm
Who: Chris Brown What: CB was seen in a rather erratic Instagram promo video for an artist named Jacquees. Redemption: A case of bad timing? The video has since been deleted, but fans are wondering whether Chris has a nagging drug habit.
Who: Dwyane Wade and Ludacris
What: While “on a break” from his now fiancee Gabrielle Union, Wade fathered a child with another woman. See also: LudacrisRedemption: Some are using the term “side chick,” but D. Wade says he’s known his new son’s mother for a while. Either way, cheers to the joy of life.
Who: Chrissy Lampkin
What: The Love & Hip-Hop wifey was arrested early Sunday morning for scrapping with a chick at a bar in New Jersey.
Redemption: No cameras were rolling while Chrissy was knucking and bucking.
What: NASA astronauts blasted Bey for sampling a recording of a failed space mission in the first few seconds of “XO.”
Redemption: Beyonce issued an earnest apology. Small thing to a giant.
Who: Kris Jenner
What: According to Khloe Kardashian, the Kardashian madre said her daughter could use a nose job - “She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face, but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’”
Redemption: A memory like that can be scarring, but Khloe seems well adjusted.