Fails Of The Week: Adrian Peterson, Sarah Palin, Geno Smith & More
October 10, 2014 - 2:03 pm
Maya S. Jones
Who: NFL Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson What: Admitted to smoking weed before a urine test Redemption: Prosecutors in Montgomery County Texas have filed paperwork to have Peterson's bail revoked and the running back re-arrested.
Who: Big Sean
What: Launches #IDFWU Photo Editor app on his website where you can draw and blur an uploaded photo of your ex
Redemption: Sean continues to pour salt into old wounds. We're pretty sure his ex Naya Rivera gets the point now. Don't turn this whole situation into a cult for heartbroken men (Drake has it covered). Ariana Grande probably wants you to be the bigger man.
Who: NFL San Francisco 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick
What: Wore bright pink Beats by Dre Headphones during a post game conference, knowing the league has a deal with Bose
Redemption: The NFL fined him $10,000, and it doesn't look like Dre's gonna cover the cost.
Who: Rapper Hazel-E of Love & Hip Hop HollywoodWhat: Leaked a pic of Yung Berg's junk on Instagram with the caption: “It's funny how I wake up & this niqqa on my Dicc! Hashtag, #littlebutterfingers."
Redemption: Berg cried Photoshop, responding with, "She can do what she want with that old a** photoshopped pic from 06 that she posting! My d*ck done been in every hole in her body except her [nose] But in real life u really look like this and I only f*ck when I was high or drunk!! No lies.”
Who: Jaden Smith
What: Not wearing any pants in his "Fast" music videoRedemption: He's known for wearing outrageous outfits on the regular (see: his Batman costume to Kimye's wedding). But the Twitter philosopher keeps busy after providing narration to Childish Gambino's latest project STN MTN and dropping the song "Melancholy" with sister Willow, sampling Pink Floyd's 1973 track, “Breathe.”
Who: Robin Thicke
What: Paula Patton filed for divorce
Redemption: After numerous attempts to save his marriage, including an album titled Paula dedicated entirely to his estranged wife, she still wasn't having it. These admissions of drug abuse probably didn't help either.
Who: The Palin family
What: Went H.A.M during a massive drunken brawl
Redemption: According to TMZ, Bristol, Palin's daughter, went after a woman at a house party in Alaska. It escalated into a full-blown fight but prosecutors declined to file charges against any of the 20-plus intoxicated guests involved.
Who: New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith
What: Playing atrociously on the field and then missing a team meeting for watching Gone Girl and getting his time zones confused
Redemption: Score a touchdown (or five) against the Denver Broncos this Sunday