38 'Magna Carta' One-Liners Perfect For Status Updates

July 8, 2013 - 6:02 pm by VIBE

No matter how forgettable the song, Jay-Z always gifts listeners with one-liners to please our palates... and our social media. The witty, silly or strange lyrics that spur everyone to refresh their status updates.

From shout-outs to straight stunt moments, Hov's latest album, Magna Carta Holy Grail, has quotables for days. On the eve of its official July 9 release, VIBE gathered a list of the best lines worthy of your 140 characters and more. Copy and paste and have a field day.

“The bars don’t struggle and the struggle don't stop”

“1 million, 2 million, 3 million, oh I’m so good at math”

“They can’t believe this much skill’s in the human body”

“My baby mama harder than a lot of you niggas”

"I'm never satisfied, can't knock my hustle"

"Let's make love on a million"

"Don't forget, America, this is how you made me"

“Fuck hashtags and retweets, 140 characters is in these streets”

“Might crash your Internet, and I ain’t even into that”

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“Hey, sucka nigga, wherever you are...” "Come through with the Ye mask on" "Don't be good, my nigga, be great" "I just want a shot to show my genius" “Who wants the perfect love story anyway?” (Beyonce) “Only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace” “You front row everywhere, you in the H.O.Vs” "Always keep a smile when they want me to frown" "Oh my god, I hope y'all don't get see sick" "Democrat, nope, I sold dope" “Niggas even talk about your baby crazy” CLICK NEXT PAGE FOR MORE

“Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley, twerk” “I don't pop Molly. I rock Tom Ford” “Best friends become my enemies. Niggas knives got double edge” "I don't bop, I do the money dance" (Rick Ross) “Sipping Dusse, boy this ain't your daddy yak” "I party with weirdoes" “Imma wave this tech. I'm a geek about mine” “I brought sand to the beach cause my beach is better” "You in the presence of a king. Scratch that, you in the presence of a God" “I just want a Picasso” CLICK NEXT PAGE FOR MORE

“It’s Britney, bitch” “As long as you took you better look like Halle Berry…Or Beyonceeeeee” "After that government cheese, we eat steak” "Let's do this for these babies" "Watch me cook, throw no looks" "Y'all dwell on devil shit, I'm in a Diablo" "Uncle said I couldn't sell a million records/Sold a million records like a hunnid times." "This ain't no snapback, a nigga Been Trill"

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