Khaled Taught Me: 6 Symptoms Of Suffering From Success
There's a disease plaguing hip-hop. While its origin can be traced to copious amounts of cash, unofficial studies have proven that suffering from success is easily transferrable. Named by its founder DJ Khaled, Suffering From Success christens his upcoming album compilation, already bursting with bangers "No New Friends" and "Bugatti." VIBE conducted a series of tests to identify the symptoms for those who may be lucky enough to catch even the slightest illness.
1. Anti-Social Tendencies
An individual who tests positive for the success sickness will give the middle finger to playing nice with strangers. (see: DJ Khaled feat. Drake, Rick Ross and Lil Wayne "No New Friends")
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
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2. Same Circles
Though you exhibit loner qualities, your immediate circle rotates in and out of power posse cuts (See: "Take It To The Head," "I'm On One" and "No New Friends")
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
Though you exhibit loner qualities, your immediate circle rotates in and out of power posse cuts (See: "Take It To The Head," "I'm On One" and "No New Friends")
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
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3. Sweatsuit Uniforms
While your assets could afford you the most luxurious of Givenchy and Louboutin, your preferred attire involves windbreakers and sneakers.
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While your assets could afford you the most luxurious of Givenchy and Louboutin, your preferred attire involves windbreakers and sneakers.
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4. Selfie Syndrome
Your best self-portraits come from others snapping flicks of you in your natural habitat, i.e. the bathtub during a bubble bash or...
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
Your best self-portraits come from others snapping flicks of you in your natural habitat, i.e. the bathtub during a bubble bash or...
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
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...without a shirt...frequently.
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled; richforever
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled; richforever
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5. Steady Alcoholic Intake
Every photo shoot, studio session and vacation getaway includes several bottles of Belaire Rose and Ciroc, frequently taken to the head.
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
Every photo shoot, studio session and vacation getaway includes several bottles of Belaire Rose and Ciroc, frequently taken to the head.
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
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6. Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Frequent spasms of "We The Best" reverberate through your catalog, hashtag history and photo map
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
Frequent spasms of "We The Best" reverberate through your catalog, hashtag history and photo map
Photo Credit: Instagram/ therealdjkhaled
If suffering from any of these symptoms, please blast the nearest Maybach Music Group, Young Money Cash Money or We The Best Music Group records at ignorant levels for immediate assistance
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