2. Willow Smith is going to drop an insane debut album for the young people, followed by a Nickelodeon sitcom and her own Wii dance game.
6. Waka Flocka and Gucci Mane will release a track from prison called "Hard In The Taint."
7. Gabourey Sidibe will finally lose some of that weight. I mean, Precious is over...it's time to get it together.
9. WorldStarHipHop.com and BET are going to join forces for one gigantic coon coalition.
10. Lady Gaga will wear a dress made out of used condoms and a hat made of Spam.
12. Lil Wayne's The Carter IV will be a major success. Nicki Minaj and Drake will see continued victory. The rest of Young Money will play Madden 2011 until the next collaboration album.
14. Keri Hilson will fly to Arkansas to see if one of her cousins fell out of the sky.