
10 Photos You Won't See In Kim Kardashian's New Selfie Book

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The "Oh Crap, I Should Have Left My Sunglasses On Top Of My Head When I Went Outside" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: There's nothing wrong with having tan lines…unless they're on your face. Kim learned a very valuable lesson on this particular day.
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The "Why, Yes, I Do Have Blood Splattered All Over My Face" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: Kim looked like an extra from True Blood in it.
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The "Oops, That Wasn't Supposed To Be In The Picture!" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: Kim wanted to show off her hair. Instead, she showed off…well, you can see for yourself. Sort of.
Photo Credit: Instagram

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The "Do I Look Like A Creepy Alien Or What?" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: Can someone remind us of what was going on here again? Whatever it was, make it stop.
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The "This Is What I Actually Look Like Before I Put $200 Worth Of Makeup On My Face Every Day" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: TBH, we hope this shot is in the book. Kim is naturally beautiful. But she doesn't pay someone to do her makeup every morning for nothing.
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The "Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Owwww..." Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: It's too painful to look at. Literally.
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The "SOMEONE GET THIS ELEPHANT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: Did Kim even end up snapping a selfie here? So many people out there fell in love with this elephant.
Photo Credit: Instagram

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The "Hey, No Fair, Her Butt Is Bigger Than Mine!" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: Kim won't give someone else shine in her book, duh. Sorry, Blac Chyna.
Photo Credit: Instagram

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The "I Am Sooooooo Gonna Make This My MySpace Photo" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: No BlackBerry selfies allowed. That phone is so...2000-nah.
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The "Kanye Won't Mind If I Include Him In This" Selfie
Why It Won't Be In The Book: Kanye does mind. And unless he's collecting a check off Selfish, no photos allowed. Not even for you, Kim.
Photo Credit: Instagram
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