Niiiiiiice! The 25 Best Punchlines From Fabolous' New Mixtape, 'There Is No Competition 3'
#25
The Song: "Spend It"
The Punchline: "I'm so fly but need a co-pilot/Need a rider but with low mileage/And all my girls be holdin' in the back, no wallets"
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#24
The Song: "B.E.T."
The Punchline: "Talkin' all that fly shit lead to gunplay/Tear your ass apart, rip the runway"
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#23
The Song: "Unfuckwitable"
The Punchline: "Y'all will never measure up usin' my ruler/You're more sof' than a second-year high schooler"
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#22
The Song: "Get Down or Lay Down"
The Punchline: "Money over bitches, dirt on top of bitch niggas/Put you in your place, it happened to be a ditch, nigga"
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#21
The Song: "Death in the Family"
The Punchline: "Who you think showed 'em to go hard with stuntin'?/And who you think showed 'em that those broads was nothin'?/And who you think showed 'em that those cars was somethin'?/And when Father's Day came, I got no card or nothin'"
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#20
The Song: "Lord Knows"
The Punchline: "Big bad wolf dressed in a granny disguise/Bitch nigga, I see through your tranny disguise/Your jeans saggin' too low or your panties too high/You can't touch me, you waitin' for your mani to dry"
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#19
The Song: "B.E.T."
The Punchline: "My advice is get your money, don't let it change you/And don't trust shit, even the devil was an angel"
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#18
The Song: "Death Comes In 3's"
The Punchline: "That just means you do or you die, but you decide, though/Writin' shit about me, now that's a suicide note"
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#17
The Song: "She Did It"
The Punchline: "She said, 'It's yours, babe,' let me see how mine it is/Let me test that head out, I wouldn't mind a quiz"
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#16
The Song: "Death in the Family"
The Punchline: "They was bitches on deck, y'all made 'em queens/Watchin' sports with a chick who got ballplayer dreams"
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#15
The Song: "Got That Work"
The Punchline: "Never mind them lames, though/That ain't what a nigga come for/It's about this call of duty and this shit ain't no game, ho"
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#14
The Song: "B.E.T."
The Punchline: "I ain't wit' none of the sucka shit that they be wit'/Want you to pick 'em up all the time, that's baby shit"
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#13
The Song: "Unfuckwitable"
The Punchline: "I ain't feelin' niggas, I ain't that sentimental/I got no words for 'em, let's just keep it instrumental"
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#12
The Song: "Lord Knows"
The Punchline: "Little me, just tryin' to be the bigger person/Dr. Bruce Banner, but the nigga version"
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#11
The Song: "Swag Champ"
The Punchline: "Pop a band, throw a bill up, them strippers call me Chauncey/Look so cool in my leather jacket, they should be callin' me Fonzie"
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#10
The Song: "You Don't Know 'Bout It"
The Punchline: "Shouts out to my big homie, when he left, he said, 'Grind'/My nigga move so much Britney Spears, they gave that boy Kevin Fed time"
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#9
The Song: "Swag Champ"
The Punchline: "Stick to bein' you, boy, stay on your velcro/Hate to see y'all bend backwards, Rondo elbow"
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#8
The Song: "Unfuckwitable"
The Punchline: "Brooklyn keep on takin' it, known to get our Debo on/When you touch down, bow down, get your Tebow on"
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#7
The Song: "Lord Knows"
The Punchline: "Like Plax-a-hoe, oops, I mean Plaxico/Talkin' 'bout, 'We get 'em robbed,' shut the fuck up, Cheddar Bob"
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#6
The Song: "She Did It"
The Punchline: "Make it snap back, Mitchell & Ness/I'm tellin' Khaled when I see him 'cause, bitch, you the best"
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#5
The Song: "Death in the Family"
The Punchline: "Tough times don't last but tough people do/I father niggas the way Wayne and Puff reproduce"
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#4
The Song: "Death Comes In 3's"
The Punchline: "You know somebody hatin'? Give 'em this number, please/The number is 1-800-HUM-ON-THESE"
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#3
The Song: "Death Comes In 3's"
The Punchline: "Jesus Christ, he's just nice/Wait, I ain't say that right...he's just niiiiiiice"
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#2
The Song: "Death in the Family"
The Punchline: "I'm watchin' these dogs play with my old bones/I feel like niggas done found one of my old phones"
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#1
The Song: "Death in the Family"
The Punchline: "We in the house, y'all lookin' to hold loans/And when the market was up, you wouldn't have sold, homes"
