"I've never seen a baby shower quite like Phaedra's. I doubt there will ever be on quite like that again."
"I didn’t get the memo that I was supposed to wear a hat, I’ll just keep drinking." - Kim on violating Phaedra's baby shower dress code
"I was scared that I gave all my pretty away." – NeNe
"Just because someone is a model doesn’t meant that they’re gorgeous, that just means that they’re skinny and tall and can wear a size two or zero." - Phaedra hating on Cynthia
"I cant deal with all them baby mamas. I prayed for a man with no baggage." -Phaedra hating on Cynthia's man for having several children.
"Somebody just stab me in the neck and put me out of my misery." - Cynthia
"With those matching pink hats Phaedra looked like a black Tammy Faye Baker and Dwight looked like Willy Wonka." – Cynthia