"I am a white girl in a black girl body. I have no rhythm. I'm kind of pissed... Did he do any research on me?"
"I've been engaged a couple of times... At least three times. I love to feel like a man wants to marry me, but for some reason when we get to the part where they actually want to get married I freak out a little bit."
Upon learning that she'd be performing "Tardy For The Party" at a huge festival alongside some superstar acts, Kim says,"Lady Gaga, J. Lo, Ke$ha...who the hell is Ke$ha?"
"You done lost your damn mind, when you get your damn mind you call me."
"How's a lawyer hook up with a criminal? That's crazy." -Kim Zolciak
"You are a singer, sing damnit!" -Ne-Yo explaining to Kandi why she shouldn't use Auto-Tune
"He got a little ole wee wee. Boy, you better get to growing!"
"I think being a quote-unquote pop star in the music industry, looking good and music, it goes hand in hand."
We're not done with Cynthia Bailey aka Miss Runaway Fiance. She took a stroll with her TV bestie NeNe and explained that her boo wasn't playing games with her.
"If you can't get it together by the time I turn 50, I'm not trying to get married after that," is what he told her in an ultimatum.
Why do we get the feeling that someone might get left at the altar. And it won't be Cynthia. Even better is, we'll probably get to watch the whole thing. (*grabs popcorn*)