Fitz (to Mellie): "I'm trying to get you pregnant. Be quiet and let me work."
These two were really happily in love once upon a time. Weirdness.
Olivia: "How am I? I'm surrounded by murderers. That's how I am. I'm surrounded by men who have a body count."
Well played, Liv.
Fitz: "I just–I love you. Olivia: "So what?"
Cold world (hi, Jake!).
Cyrus (to Mellie): "It's not fair; It's American."
When all else fails and your Twitter timeline is scrolling by, tweet Cyrus lines.
Cyrus (to Mellie): "You're way better at picking out hookers than you are china patterns."
Southern charm, indeed.
James (to Cyrus): "You control everything, which is precisely why I want to kill you and have sex with you at the same time."
Did James just spill the tea on what a marriage feels like?
Abby (to Olivia): "i'm going to hug you and you're' going to stand here and take it."
Less. Abby. Moments. Please…
Cyrus (to Mellie): "He is your charity work; he is your full-time job. You're the wife; help him."
There's a lesson about being a wife here. Somewhere.
Mellie: "If you knew the sacrifices that I have made, the things that I have given up, the pieces of myself that I've given up for you, and you treat me this way… The least you could do is be my friend, just a little bit. The least you could do is show up. Show up for me, Fitz."
The First Lady is equally parts wordsmith and fast talker. Use your tweets wisely..