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The 53 Best ‘Beyonce’ Lines To Use As Status Updates

There aren’t enough words to explain what Beyonce has done to our lives. Less than 24 hours ago, she dropped her fifth, self-titled album. It…


‘The Black Album’: The 45 Best Lines To Use As Status Updates

Jay Z has so many classic one-liners it’s ridiculous. You know this. Many of them have been recycled over and over, and every Hov album…


The 40 Best Lines On ‘Nothing Was The Same’ To Use As Status Updates

Admit it: If it’s not Jay Z, then it’s Drake songs that you're always caught quoting. Already in heavy rotation ahead of its Sept. 24…


38 ‘Magna Carta’ One-Liners Perfect For Status Updates

No matter how forgettable the song, Jay-Z always gifts listeners with one-liners to please our palates... and our social media. The witty, silly or strange…